1000 Things you learn from Ghostbusters


by zachary1998

15 years, 7 months ago

Okay I love these boards so I will start one.

1. Crossing the streams is a big NO, NO
2. When someone asks if you are a god you say “yes”
3. Walter Peck has no dick.

by ilikethecoke

15 years, 7 months ago

4) To slow down and chew your food.
5) Never slime a guy with a positron collider.
6) Even if you do cross the streams, there's definately a VERY slim chance you'll survive.
7) Split up. You can do more damage that way.

by rockstar232007

15 years, 7 months ago

8.) They got the tools, They got the talent!
9.) You shouln't do your own taxes
10.) Don't be an idiot
11.) Never get involved with possesed people
12.) Ray has gone bye, bye
13.) Don't look into the trap
14.) A twinkie that represents all the negitive energy in the tri-state area, will be about 35ft long and weigh aproximately 600lbs
15.) That's a big twinkie

by slimer3881

15 years, 7 months ago

1. to completely CLEAR your head, and not let anything ‘pop’ in there, especially J. Edgar Hoover
2. The Mayor favors support of registered voters.
3. If there's a steady paycheck, you can believe in anything.
4. Twister and breakdancing are great party favors for your Clients.
5. Demons dont like the mentioning of playing Parcheesi
6. Cello players buy a lot of junk food.
7. shouting “Get Her” is not a good Ghost Catching technique.
8. Making Girls believe they have ESP, works well as a Pick-Up tool.

by TaxiCabFloor

15 years, 7 months ago

16. The sponge has migrated a foot and a half.
17. Always LISTEN to smell something
18. No one steps on a church in Venkmans town.
19. The door swings both ways.
20. Walter Peck likes fruit baskets

by rockstar232007

15 years, 7 months ago

21.) The Catholic Church will not get involved with the “religious implications” of supernatural phenomena
22.) The “magic word” is, please
23.) If Egon tries to drill a hole through his head, DON'T try to stop him

by gobluemichman

15 years, 7 months ago

24. Stay Puft, hes a Sailor, hes in New York, if we get this guy laid, well be alright!
25. They dont make Nikes in the Statue of Liberty size.
26. Shes naked under that toga, shes french you know that.
27. Toasters dance to Jackie Wilson.
28. When ever you defeat a evil ghost in a picture, at the end theres always a picture of your self to replace it.
29. To defeat Vigo, everyone in the group has to sing happy songs!

by ecto_plasmic1

15 years, 7 months ago

30.Slimer has a licence to drive a bus.
31.Always back off when you're talking to a scientist.
32. Nobody stacks books symmertrically.
33. Always look at the third individual if you want them to do something.
34. When shit happens, call the Ghostbusters.
35. BBQ duck is always a payment for a bust.
36. Do not stand behind a proton pack, after it is turned on.
37. There are cockroaches on the 12th floor that can bite your head off.
38. Vigo misses his kitten. Please don't paint it beside the castle
39. Wind always catches your hair when the door is closed.
40. Winston wants his own lawyer.
41. The Ghostbusters have not seen Elvis.
42. Don't get in a cab with the skeleton as the driver.
43. don't tell the cop how to do his job.
44. Venkman tortures ghosts by playing twirling high E and F on a piano.

by CrimsonGhostbuster

15 years, 7 months ago

This is stupid. There's no way this will get to 1000 other than taking a quote from the movie and reversing it to make it sound like a fact. This is going to peak at #102 and it's going to die. “100 Things I Learned From Ghostbusters” would be more feasable, but 1000? Not happening.

by slimer3881

15 years, 7 months ago

45. to completely CLEAR your head, and not let anything ‘pop’ in there, especially J. Edgar Hoover
46. The Mayor favors support of registered voters.
47. If there's a steady paycheck, you can believe in anything.
48. Twister and breakdancing are great party favors for your Clients.
49. Demons dont like the mentioning of playing Parcheesi
50. Cello players buy a lot of junk food.
51. shouting “Get Her” is not a good Ghost Catching technique.
52. Making Girls believe they have ESP, works well as a Pick-Up tool.

(forgot to number them accordingly so i re-posted)