1000 Things you learn from Ghostbusters


by rockstar232007

15 years, 7 months ago


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This is stupid. There's no way this will get to 1000 other than taking a quote from the movie and reversing it to make it sound like a fact. This is going to peak at #102 and it's going to die. “100 Things I Learned From Ghostbusters” would be more feasable, but 1000? Not happening.
But you forget…there's also GB 2.(*peter)
And on that note!

53.) Nerds don't like electric shocks
54.) If you feed Oscar Frenchbread pizza, he'll pass right out
55.) Winston hates Jello
56.) There's always room for JELLO
57.) Find a shady spot
58.) The proton pack is NOT a toy
59.) Aim for the flat top
60.) Alice's (the librarian) Uncle thinks he's St. Jerome

by Yehome

15 years, 7 months ago


61) Wine pass through ghosts, food and hot-dogs don't.

by ilikethecoke

15 years, 7 months ago


CrimsonGhostbuster;139820
This is stupid. There's no way this will get to 1000 other than taking a quote from the movie and reversing it to make it sound like a fact. This is going to peak at #102 and it's going to die. “100 Things I Learned From Ghostbusters” would be more feasable, but 1000? Not happening.

That doesn't mean we can't try to reach 1000!

by Yehome

15 years, 7 months ago


62) Ray and Egon had sex with slime.

by Leesh_Stantz

15 years, 7 months ago


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62) Ray and Egon had sex with slime.

I thought only Egon slept with the slime, oh well!

63) Apparently everyone has 3 mortgages nowadays

by ecto_plasmic1

15 years, 7 months ago


62b: Egon doesn't kiss and tell LOL

64: Don't expect a kiss from your first client, even if you have a crush on her and you admit it.

by Dr.D

15 years, 7 months ago


65. The effect will piss you off
66. Never ask why your covered in goo
67. Suck in the guts, you're Ghostbusters
68. The pole does still work
69. If you think of J. Edgar Hoover, he will appear and destroy you
70. If there is a steady paycheck, believe in anything they say
71. There office space, sleeping quarters, and showers on the second floor, and a full kitchen on the top level.

by Yehome

15 years, 7 months ago


72. Larry King will doubt about your business.

by TheTaskmaster

15 years, 7 months ago


73. Wally Wick is a nice sanitized insult if you don't want to criticize a man who apparently lacks genitalia.

74. Walter Peck is some kind of rodent, I don't know which.

by ScottSommer

15 years, 7 months ago


75. Eggs cook on counters
76. Zuul is the keeper to Gozer
77. Luis us the keymaster
78. We will all perish in flames
79. The statue of liberty is french and naked under that toga
80. Liberty is a harbor chick
81. Better late then never
82. Nikes don't come in her size.
83. Liberty has a weekend in Vegas with the jolly green giant.
84. I look fantastic in this.
85. You quit better jobs than this.