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CrimsonGhostbuster
Dear Santa Cthulhu-
I want:
 A fully functioning proton pack
 Iron Maiden to play in my den
 A solid gold Harley with machine guns on the front
 Chainsaw hands
 An attack barracuda
 Emeril Lagasse to make me a stack of pancakes, two pieces of bacon, and a way awsome omlette every morning for breakfast
 An army of falsettos to sing me to sleep every night
 An HP Pavilion a1473w with a plasma screen monitor
 An approved credit rating
 An army tank equipped with a flamethrower like in “Apocalypse Now”
 Hitler's brain fragments in a jar of Mountain Dew
 $5,000
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gb ray
Santa Cthulhu is not real
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