I think everyone will get this.

“I Think This Building Should be Condemned”
TOTALLY trash every room, hallway and object in a level.

“Does this pole still work?” - Slide down the pole at the firehouse - 5G

Sometimes the smallest, silliest achievements are the most fun to get.

Mjollnir
I think everyone will get this.

“I Think This Building Should be Condemned”
TOTALLY trash every room, hallway and object in a level.

Agreed.

Here are some ideas I got

Campaign:

That's a Big Twinky - Complete half the Tobin Spirit Guide.

Bibilical Proportions - Complete the Tobin spirit guide

Spores, Molds, and Fungus - Collect all the hidden secrets in the game.

Multiplayer:

Bustin' Makes Me Feel Good - Successfully capture 100(or whatever) ghost in multiplayer.

Ain't afraid of No Ghost - Capture 500 ghost in multiplayer

Achievements that insult you: (They do exist in some games)

Rookie of the Year - Get revived 50 times in campaign by a teammate

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