http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/UnNews:Bull_of_TV%27s_%22Night_Court%22_goes_on_7-hour_rampage
Richard “Bull Shannon” Moll went on a 7-hour rampage yesterday in New Dehli. He just kept screaming “Me hate the trees! Me hate the trees!!!” His partner-in-crime was his twin brother, Burt from Sesame Street. Read the full story at the above link and you also have the option of listening to the story (requires Quicktime).
This is such a funny faux news article from the people who realyl know how to poke fun at Wikipedia.