Now, now fellas…let's throttle back a bit shall we? Let me remind you both that NEITHER of you are official GBI franchises yet.
Dr. Hayes-I remember you coming on the scene and talking up your future franchise location some time ago. You sort of disappeared there for a while, good to see you back. BUT- you have NOT completed the six steps to becoming an official GBI franchise yet. I encourage you to continue your hard work to join the GBI family.
Dr. Harness-You have arrived on the scene as well, talking up your future franchise location. You've put in some work and seen some results. BUT- you have NOT completed the six steps to becoming an official GBI franchise yet. I encourage you to continue your hard work to join the GBI family.
I say this to you both because you are both poised on the cusp of your own (identically titled) GBI franchises. OBVIOUSLY you cannot BOTH be the “East Tennessee Ghostbusters”. So let's go about this in a QUASI-professional manner like adults.
I will honor the legitimate application for membership ONLY when the six criteria have been completely satisfied. Once the six steps have been meet by EITHER of you will be granted the right to use the Ghostbusters International name, the exclusive right to purchase and operate patented Ghostbusters equipment, and an exclusive territory within which to act as a representative of Ghostbusters International.
YOUR BEHAVIOR ON THIS BOARD, ACCORDING TO ITS RULES WILL ALSO BE CONSISDERED AND ENFORCED.
So let's play nice here guys, GBI is a family. NOT like the Ozbournes…more like the Cosbys.