TheRazorsEdge
To be fair, the really big pack from the Blair Witch stories isn't the only piece of “experimental equipment” we use. I've got the lightsaber and the railgun.
Although, neither of those should really be called “experimental” because thanks to Fritz and the omnibus timeline, they're official GBI equipment now. Lots of people have a copy of the Neutrona Saber and we had Kylie using a railgun in Chronicles. It's official equipment now.
You guys are the only ones who use the stuff you've made because nobody else wants to. Which helps prove Bo's point that the only audience for the things Doom Patrol does is Doom Patrol themselves.
I should also mention that I changed the design of the Railgun a while back because I hated that it looked like a real world firearm instead of blending in with all the rest of the ghostbusting equipment. So now it looks more like an EGB particle thrower than anything else.
Don't forget, you were slightly damaged goods when you joined us anyway… Well, I don't expect you to forget but should someone else and launch a “Waaahh, Jeff's a ninja, Waaah!” argument.
I seem to remember this exact thing happening in the past, and when people offered to help DP, and did, they were totally blown off.