I will have my revenge…
He laughed at me…said I wasn't good enough…
That I wasn't skilled enough to be part of their clique…
I will show him…
I will have my revenge…
“Are you ready, then, fleshling??? Do you accept the power–and your obligation???”
“I do, Lord Atrocity”
There was pain. Intense, exquisite pain.
Pain so intense that I should want to die.
But no.
I cannot die.
I will not die.
HE will die.
And then the pain is gone. I stand transformed.
There is deep, dark laughter.
“You have the power now. You will have your revenge. In return, you will now serve me.”
“Yes, Milord.”
Such power!!! I bristle with it!!! I…
Hm..okay, I don't have hands anymore, but that's a small price to pay.
“Thusly, in the name of Anubis the Lord of Death, I shall call you henceforth…the Ravisher!!!”
Ravisher…oh yeah…I like it. The Ravisher.
“Go, my servant. Have your revenge…and then we'll talk…”
Uh-oh.
With a guy like this making trouble, Who Ya Gonna Call?
….
Um, but they're three thousand miles away.
(cue Ghostbusters theme. Neon orange Ghostbuster logo appears)
Dr. Joey Williams…
“Please, no applause”
Dr. Kyle Stevens…
“Doctor Stevens reporting for duty”
Dr. Andrew Harness…
“It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a proton stream…. Then it's hilarious.”
Dr. Fritz Baugh…
“You rammed a troll at a Wal-Mart? Are you medicated?”
Peter Kong…
“Let's Go Ghostbusters!!! Sorry, couldn't resist.”
Micheal Chad…
“Chillax. Mister Clutch is on the scene!”
Dr. Jeffrey Chrismer
“I see dead people. That's why I carry a positron collider!”
Jeremy Hicks…
“Ahh, there's nothing like the sound of an unlicensed nuclear accelerator in the morning.”
John Lipsyte…
“Ghostbusters Forever!!!”
and Dr. Robert Griffiths
“I'm thrown in with a bunch of bloody lunatics.”
GHOSTBUSTERS WEST COAST DIVISION
The new Legends of Ghostbusters are here!!!
also featuring Dr. Nathaniel “Otter” Masterson
“Do these parachute pants make me look sexy, or what?”
Read all five parts at the GBWC Web Site!
Part One
Part Two
Part Three
Part Four
Part Five
