Oh man, just when beetlejuice was giving his answer :p
why are you doing this
(looking left, looking right)
“You talking to me? Since when the world of the living wakes up the dead? Oh, right, I made the game so I guess I have to answer some of your questions….”
Do you really think this is going to prove anything?
“Absolutly not!”
Do you really need our approval?
“You're kidding right? Since when the dead ask permission to the living?”
You're simply going on an ego trip…
“If you were dead like me, I guess you would concentrate more on a way to entertain yourself, right?”
…because a certain individual can't refrain from bludgeoning people over the head with his opinions.
Everyone has the ability to make someone laugh. Anyone can tell a joke, but you are by no means any sort of comedic genius.
“Oh, you're talking about the ‘ReCrUiT’ there? That's why I did this little survey, to play with him a little bit. But it's like he doesn't even care! If you want my advice, don't waste your time on him, he's a joykiller!”
If you truly believe that you are a comedian, then you are delusional. I don't find any of your comments even the least bit amusing. I'm sorry, but I'm not going to lie to you.
Imagine yourself doing stand up comedy. You would most likely get heckled off stage in under a minute. Get over yourself.
“You know what? I'm thinking the same thing! DId you Hear THaT ‘RecRUiT’, you're pathetic like everybody else of your kind!”