Please stand by. This is going to be a long one.
Comic type: Standard
Title: The Ten Most Asked Questions About
Ghostbusters.net PANEL ONE
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Chad Paulson sitting in a visibly old room with a light from an apparant fire in front of him. His attire is a lot like Hugh Hefner's. He is wearing a red, velvet robe, has a black towel wrapped around his neck and a pipe between his fingers. In his other hand, he is holding a wad of envolopes
ChadGood evening. In this comic strip, I'm going to answer the ten most asked questions about
Ghostbusters.net. The ten most asked questions that people have written in, and asked us to answer. I must distress, I have never seen any of these before, so I have not had the time to prepare any slick answers.
PANEL TWO
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Same setting and shot. Chad is looking down at a piece of paper open in his hand
ChadQuestion number one and the tenth most asked question about
Ghostbusters.net is: It has come to my observation that there aren't so many flame wars around. Is there a super, mega moderator of death you have neglected to tell us about?
PANEL THREE:
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Same again. Chad looks down at the paper, taken slightly aback.
ChadUh… well…Let's come back to that one, shall we? Question number two and the ninth most asked question about
Ghostbusters.net is: In the old style, why were there so many double posts when there was an edit button?
PANEL FOUR:
ChadBest guess, they like thier posts so much, they post them again. The eighth most asked question about GBN: Why did everyone suspect that Bo had died, when he is a ghosthead and ghostheads can't die.
PANEL FIVE
A piece of paper is fluttering over Chad's shoulder.
ChadThe seventh most asked question about GBN is: Why don't you bring the chat back?
PANEL SIX
Chad looks suddenly irritated
ChadBecause it was faulty, okay?!
PANEL SEVEN
Chad is suddenly calmed
ChadThe sixth most asked question about
Ghostbusters.net is: Where can I buy GBN merchandising and what is for sale?
PANAL EIGHT
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http://store.ghostbusters.net/, opening page.
Chad (offpanal)Go to
http://store.ghostbusters.net/ and select your design. Visa and Access welcome.
PANAL NINE
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Chad, back in the armchair
ChadWhat do we sell. We sell…
PANAL TEN
http://www.cafeshops.com/cp/store.aspx?s=gbn_ppack page
Chad…Baseball jerseys, sweatshirts, boxer shorts, metallic cups, baseball caps, woolly ski hats, posters and calenders. Visa and Access welcome.
PANAL ELEVEN
Chad back in the armchair
ChadThe fifth most asked question about GBN is: Can I call my house/horse/bike/hamster or boat ‘Chad Paulson.’ Yes you can.
PANAL TWELVE
ChadThe forth most asked question about GBN is: Why does Stay Puft only have four emoticons?
PANAL THIRTEEN
The piece of paper that was evidently the previous question is fluttering over Chad's shoulder
chadThe third most asked question about GBN is: How is Vincent Belmont a Harry Potter fan and a devout Christian at the same time?
PANAL FOURTEEN
Chad is seen extending a hand towards the fire in front of him. Between his hand and the fire is a scrunched up piece of paper
ChadThe second most asked question: Why hasn't Ectoman been heard from in a long time?
PANAL FIFTEEN
Chad looks uncomfortable
ChadBecause…er…because…er.
PANAL SIXTEEN
The second most asked question: Where did you find the time to make up this website? Well, I figured if it was in the last place you look, you look there first.
PANAL SEVENTEEN
And the most asked question about GBN is: In Ghostbusters.Nuts, in the strip, ‘The ten most asked questions about GBN’, why were there eleven questions, and not ten as promised?
PANAL EIGHTEEN
Chad, wordlessly, draws himself up in his armchair
PANAL NINETEEN
Chads face is up close to the panal.
ChadBecause, we made, a mistake. Okay?!
PANAL TWENTY
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Zack, Back, Jesusfreak, Kingpin and Vincent Belmont are inside a control room, similar to Cerebro from X-Men. They are all lined-up in a quintet-type fashion.
ZackUhhhhhhh! (Continuous)
BackUhhhhhhh! (Continuous)
JesusfreakUhhhhhhh! (Continuous)
KingpinUhhhhhhh! (Continuous)
Vincent BelmontUhhhhhhh!
PANAL TWENTY-ONE
Same as previous panal, thier heads are inclined halfway down at the floor, their eyes still on the panal.
Zack, back, JESUSFREAK, Kingpin and Vincent BelmontEXTRAORDINARY!
THE END