Ghostbusters.nuts: The Community Parody Comic...


by EgonsBabe

21 years ago


Okay, now THAT was funny!! :-)

by DocRyedale

21 years ago




by EgonsBabe

21 years ago


I stopped that conversation because I could see it turning into another WW3 which we do not need. I already PM-ed Fritz about it and came to a concensus already.

The nightie looks like the top half of a Shalwar-Kameez, the Punjabi outfit many East Indian women wear. Because the slits on the sides of the top part of the outfit(The Shalwar) go all the way up to the hips, the baggy pants(The Kameez) were included for modesty.

That's kinda why I thought it was a little, “questionable”.

I hope that made some sense

by lordvego1

21 years ago


janine actually looks a LOT like my aunt terri in that comic now that i think of it..

by EgonsBabe

21 years ago


I've never met your aunt, so I'll have to take your word for it.

by roshangar

21 years ago


I dunno. This last one seemed kind of, well, silly. Are Egon and Janine supposed to be married now? (*janine) (*egon)

by EgonsBabe

21 years ago


According to Fritz, yes they are. Remember, ONLY according to Fritz.

by Cowslip

21 years ago


Please stand by. This is going to be a long one.

Comic type: Standard
Title: The Ten Most Asked Questions About Ghostbusters.net

PANEL ONE

OPENS TO:
Chad Paulson sitting in a visibly old room with a light from an apparant fire in front of him. His attire is a lot like Hugh Hefner's. He is wearing a red, velvet robe, has a black towel wrapped around his neck and a pipe between his fingers. In his other hand, he is holding a wad of envolopes

Chad
Good evening. In this comic strip, I'm going to answer the ten most asked questions about Ghostbusters.net. The ten most asked questions that people have written in, and asked us to answer. I must distress, I have never seen any of these before, so I have not had the time to prepare any slick answers.

PANEL TWO

OPENS ON:
Same setting and shot. Chad is looking down at a piece of paper open in his hand

Chad
Question number one and the tenth most asked question about Ghostbusters.net is: It has come to my observation that there aren't so many flame wars around. Is there a super, mega moderator of death you have neglected to tell us about?

PANEL THREE:

OPENS TO:
Same again. Chad looks down at the paper, taken slightly aback.

Chad
Uh… well…Let's come back to that one, shall we? Question number two and the ninth most asked question about Ghostbusters.net is: In the old style, why were there so many double posts when there was an edit button?

PANEL FOUR:
Chad
Best guess, they like thier posts so much, they post them again. The eighth most asked question about GBN: Why did everyone suspect that Bo had died, when he is a ghosthead and ghostheads can't die.

PANEL FIVE
A piece of paper is fluttering over Chad's shoulder.
Chad
The seventh most asked question about GBN is: Why don't you bring the chat back?

PANEL SIX
Chad looks suddenly irritated
Chad
Because it was faulty, okay?!

PANEL SEVEN
Chad is suddenly calmed
Chad
The sixth most asked question about Ghostbusters.net is: Where can I buy GBN merchandising and what is for sale?

PANAL EIGHT

OPENS TO:
http://store.ghostbusters.net/, opening page.
Chad (offpanal)
Go to http://store.ghostbusters.net/ and select your design. Visa and Access welcome.

PANAL NINE

OPENS TO:
Chad, back in the armchair
Chad
What do we sell. We sell…

PANAL TEN
http://www.cafeshops.com/cp/store.aspx?s=gbn_ppack page
Chad
…Baseball jerseys, sweatshirts, boxer shorts, metallic cups, baseball caps, woolly ski hats, posters and calenders. Visa and Access welcome.

PANAL ELEVEN
Chad back in the armchair
Chad
The fifth most asked question about GBN is: Can I call my house/horse/bike/hamster or boat ‘Chad Paulson.’ Yes you can.

PANAL TWELVE
Chad
The forth most asked question about GBN is: Why does Stay Puft only have four emoticons?

PANAL THIRTEEN
The piece of paper that was evidently the previous question is fluttering over Chad's shoulder
chad
The third most asked question about GBN is: How is Vincent Belmont a Harry Potter fan and a devout Christian at the same time?

PANAL FOURTEEN
Chad is seen extending a hand towards the fire in front of him. Between his hand and the fire is a scrunched up piece of paper
Chad
The second most asked question: Why hasn't Ectoman been heard from in a long time?

PANAL FIFTEEN
Chad looks uncomfortable
Chad
Because…er…because…er.

PANAL SIXTEEN
The second most asked question: Where did you find the time to make up this website? Well, I figured if it was in the last place you look, you look there first.

PANAL SEVENTEEN
And the most asked question about GBN is: In Ghostbusters.Nuts, in the strip, ‘The ten most asked questions about GBN’, why were there eleven questions, and not ten as promised?

PANAL EIGHTEEN
Chad, wordlessly, draws himself up in his armchair

PANAL NINETEEN
Chads face is up close to the panal.
Chad
Because, we made, a mistake. Okay?!

PANAL TWENTY

OPENS TO:
Zack, Back, Jesusfreak, Kingpin and Vincent Belmont are inside a control room, similar to Cerebro from X-Men. They are all lined-up in a quintet-type fashion.
Zack
Uhhhhhhh! (Continuous)
Back
Uhhhhhhh! (Continuous)
Jesusfreak
Uhhhhhhh! (Continuous)
Kingpin
Uhhhhhhh! (Continuous)
Vincent Belmont
Uhhhhhhh!

PANAL TWENTY-ONE
Same as previous panal, thier heads are inclined halfway down at the floor, their eyes still on the panal.

Zack, back, JESUSFREAK, Kingpin and Vincent Belmont
EXTRAORDINARY!

THE END

by DocFritz

21 years ago


JC: That's hilarious! That would make a great strip…

Kingpin and all: “Christmas with the Spenglers” will be my one and only contribution to GB.Nuts. I try to have a little fun, and all I get is a bunch of bitching.

I wish every one else luck in their future submissions.

by sinister1

21 years ago


Aww jeeze, come on Fritz! You're stuff is awesome!