AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:-O (*_*)
PLEASE donÂt use
ÂDr. Voldemort or any references to Voldemort as mine! :p I canÂt stand these jokes and being teased about him being
Ârelated to meÂ. I
AM NOT RELATED TO TOM MARVOLO RIDDLE, A.K.A. LORD VOLDEMORT! :p Neither are the Scandinavian/Norman/British/Scottish/Yorkshire/Norfolk/Northamptonshire/Northumberland/Roxburghshire/Shireshire/USA/Virginia Ryedales/Taillefer De Ryedales/Taillefer De Ridels/Ridels/Riedales/Rydals/Rydales/Ryedals/Riddells/Riddles. Even if we were related to him (Which we arenÂt.), weÂd still deny it. Come to think of it, whether heÂs a relative or not, weÂve shunned and banished him anyway. Sorry for yelling, I just had to clarify that.
Use Dr. Riddler, Dr. Ryedale, Dr. Ridel, or Dr. Riddell. :p
BTW, great parody, though. It reminds of that thread on the 2004 Presidential election. Wait a second, wasn't that what it was…
I'm surprised no one has made a parody of my denials of being related to Tom Marvolo Riddle, though.