Hey guys, my Dad told me a hilarious story and I couldn't resist posting it here. This is a true story.
One of my Dad's friends knows this woman with a son, who has down syndrome. (I'm not trying to make fun of him btw). This woman leaves her son at home by himself. He calls her at work to tell her he has caught a troll on the porch. She just lets it go thinking, he's just watching something on tv. He calls about five more times, sounding more desperate each time. He tells her to come home before the troll escapes or he would call 911 instead. She finally comes home to find furniture stacked in front of the closet door. She could hear someone beating and yelling in the closet. She unstacks all of the furniture and opens the door. You'll never guess what happens next…
Out from the closet comes a midget from Jehovah's Witnesses! :-)