anyone else here thinkin that a flamin bag of crap shoulda been one of the first things mentioned?? god i love flamin bags of poo on someones porch.

Ry

I got one:

Take fruit cups, fill them with chopped spinch and mayo, leave it in the sun for a couple of days, then hurl them at your neghbor's house. The stuff's so nasty and potent, it'll melt the vynil siding!

print up a proffesional newsletter, place it in an envolope saying “youve won!!!” they open the envlope and it reads: “congrats! youve been selected to eat, drink, smell and touch several of our wounderful beauty products! signed, Scary & Darngerous Chemicals INC. home of the ”really poisionous liquid!“ ”

no bio-chemical war pun intended!!!
im gone.

I'd send them a fake eviction notice…or if u see their cars or somethin in a parking lot or parked near the road, take a piece of card board and write “4 Sale Call 1-800-BRown-Noser” Or u get the idea…this was done to my dad once…..it was hilarious..I didn't do it of course

I've got parking ticket slips.

you evil bastards!

I have police tape that says “CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS.” their was this one guy i didn't like from school, because he would make fun of me… I took flour, made an outline of a person on the lawn of his house, and surrounded it with the police tape.

I waited in a bush when he came home. He compleatly freaked out. I laughed my ass off for a week

One really annoying thing you can do is to take a bunch of those subscription forms that fall out of magazines, and mail ‘em all with oyur neighbor’s name and address. They'll get billed for all of them.

This can be even funnier if you use Playboy or some magazine they find offensive.

Make sure not to mail too many at once or the post office will get suspicious.

heres a good one:

get one of those “Change of Address” kits, write down their names, and have them send their mail somewhere in Albqurqie.

for a week slip love letters into his/her mailbox then send the most raunchy/ugly photo of the same sex!

take playboy/swank/perfect10/hustler/club international/gent suscribtion offers out of the magazines (if you have them) and jam about 20 of them into the mail box.

run around at about 3 am driving from store to store stealing large tied stacks of newspapers and pile about 200 copys of the moring news in front of his/her door.

a pizza delivery receipt looks alot like a parking ticket from afar!

if they make a snowman, arrange his anatomy to be correct if you know what i mean.

egg whites, half melted mars bars & apple juice can be tons of fun! (use your imagionation!)

print up a sign to paste to the back of there car reading: “save me, ive been kidnapped!” or “betcha thought you couldnt catch me!”

removing there lawn flamingos and replaing them with 5 naked manicans aimed in several, *ahem* various positions.

LMAO
im gone.

There have been some classics in here. (I like the exploding mailbox trick the best, I'll write that down) But here are a few basics for fun:

If you can get your hands on that fake cob-web stuff go all out, one night cover every door or window you can with the stuff…

If they have a pool there's so much you can do aside from just peeing in it. Food coloring, bubble bath, ect.

Never under estimate a pile of fake vomit left on there car, do this twice then follow it up with the real stuff, on the third day, nuff said.

Spread empty beer cans/bottles on their lawn, little work, lots of fun…

Everyone hates devil worship so draw a big pentagram in red on a white sheet and hang it over their garage.

I suddenly pity the neighbor that pissed us off…