slow down slow down, im running out of paper….

I put a leftover smokie that was microvaved for a bit to long and i gently placed it in my next door neighbours mailbox, shes alright. but i was out having a smoke, watched her approach the mailbox, the opened it and slowly reached inpulls out the morning paper and it just flops out onto the lawn and she starts shreaming “its a peinis!” about 5 times over. very hilarious.
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“succesful test.. yeah i guess so.”

I just want to say something guys, Ive recently posted alot of really useless posts & replied to them. only in the hopes that i could bring a smile to someones face, thats important to me. sometimes people never realize how important laughter really is. my only intent was to make y'all smile. if any of these posts have offended anybody in any way please email me and we'll sort this all out.
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Me? Offended? hell no! this has been the best discussion yet!

Those are classic, man!!!

you like me! *crying* you really really like me! blah, blah, blah… *just accept the frigging award already! im glad that you guys get a kick out of what i say here. i just stopped and thought to myself: “am i ticking anyone off here?” then i felt kinda horrible, i thought that id just check.
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Whoops, forgot to check my posts!

Anyway, in response to whoever asked the question, (I'M TIRED!) My mom didn't go to court ‘cause my mom is cool she didn’t want to make a big deal and just rents space in a saloon.

I work at a Shooting Club…

One of the shooters who regularly come in, always tells me stories about him and his niebhor at war.

His niebhor likes to have a lot of parties with loud music in the late hours of night. Of course the music keeps this guy, (he is referred to buy all that know him as “Crazy Mike”) awake. Crazy Mike gets his 40,000 candle power light. Walks over to the front door and knocks on it. Thhe guy opens the door and Mike shined it right in his eyes.

You could convert that to your niebhor.

This is a little more crazy.

He filled up a Remington STS Premier Or Remington “Nitro” 410 gauge shot gun shell, will all gun powder, no shot. On nights when hes not having a party, Mike goes over by his bedroom window and fires one off. He shot one at the shooting range, and it sounded more like heavy artilery, not to mention the huge muzzle flash. That is only part of the reason he is called Crazy Mike…

Yes the flaming bag of poo is classic.

The traditional eggs, Ive had those on my house before, if you dont get them off right away, you will be working on it for a while.

You could Siphen all of the gas out of his/her car. That would be a laugh when they run out of gas at the end of the road.

Oh and a mailbox is federal property, so in all actuality you could be pursued by the Federal Goverment for blowing up the mail box, I would stay away from that one.

My favorite thing to do to people, is to pull into someones drive way and honk the horn untill they come outside and then tank off. Off course that wouldnt work for your niebhor, he/she knows your face.


Theres also the dog poo in the mailbox, or if your really want to have fun, human poo in the mailbox.

In 8th grade I was mad at this kid, he had a huge thing of chocolate milk every day. One of his friends distracted him, while I poored in the laxative. Needless to say, he didnt make it through football practice.

put pictures of anomous body parts in the mailbox.

Whats the only thing better then Peeing in the pool? Pooing in the pool!

put strange things on thier roof while thier gone.

Let all the air out of thier tires, (if really darring you could slash them) if you want a really quick way to do this, get a valve stem remover at an autoparts store. You take the cap off, put in the tube, and turn, a few turns of it, and the valve stem will come right out, within a few seconds the tire will be completley flat. Make sure you take the valves stem with you that way they dont find it later. Put the cap back on so they dont realize that it was fiddled with. Once they take the tire to the tire place. They will charge him/her for putting in a new valve stem, (only a few bucks) unless they try to screw them over. This wastes a great deal of thier time.

If your niebhor doesnt build a snowman, you can always build your own! just watch your tracks, where boots that you dont regulary ware outside. And dont cut throught the yards go on the road and then walk up the driveway, that way you have less tracks.


I think that should keep you busy for a while!

I will take these things into consideration. I have one that works on college students.

Find University Letterhead, and type up a letter, stating that they have been caught plagarizing, and sign it from the Dean, or other top Administrator. Stop them from going into the office, and tell them it was a prank, they will usually have sleepness nights before thinking about appealing this charge.

WOW! i never knew such an old topic like this would come up, cool! i actually have an addition to this one. buy 7 boxes of condoms, dont open the box. place 1 box in the mail box everyday for the next week, in my sitiuation shed be highly offended! lol
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