I didn't see a topic to tell Jokes in so I decided to start one. Please no inappropriate jokes please. Nothing sexual or the topic will be closed.
So there's this Baptist preacher who needs a new lawn mower but he doesn't have the money to buy one. So a few day s later he is out in his front yard when he sees a young boy come down the sidewalk with a lawn mower. He goes upto the young boy and asks him, “Would you be willing to trade that lawn mower in for something else?” The boy says, “Sure but it depends on what you have.” So he says, “I'll be right back.”
He goes to his shed and comes back with a red bicylce. The boy says, “Let me try it out first.” So he rides around a bit on the bike and says, “I like this bike. Go head and take the lawn mower.” So he takes the lawn mower onto his lawn and trys to start it and nothing happens. He tries again. Nothing happens.
He calls out to the little boy who is now riding away on the bike, “Come back! It won't start! Please come back!” So the boy hears him and comes back. He tells the boy, “It won't start.” So the boy says, “Well you have to cuss at it to get it to start. That is what my Dad does. He cusses at it and it starts.” He says, “Cuss at it? I'm a preacher. I haven't cussed in a really long time. I've kind of forgotten how.” The boy says, “Well just keep pulling on the string a few times. It'll come back to you.”

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Please no inappropriate jokes please. Nothing sexual or the topic will be closed.

I'd be interested in knowing how you'd carry out such a threat if someone actually did post something inappropriate.


Joke was kinda funny.

I wasn't thretening anyone. I just was telling people not to tell anything inappropriate so that this topic doesn't get closed.

gbn 2.0

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Bad news about my friend's oragami shop. It folded.

Heh, bad joke.

So there's this couple who go to church regularly and they also go to Bible Study regularly. So one day they go to Bible Study and a guy breaks into their house. He starts going through their stuff in their living room when he hears a voice say, “Jesus is watching you!” He turns around and shines his flashlight around the room but doesn't see anyone. So he starts putting stuff into a bag when he hears it again, “Jesus is watching you!”
He turns around but doesn't see anyone so he goes back to stealing. He is done stealing the things he wants and heads to the front door. But when he gets to the front door he hears it louder than before. “Jesus is watching you!” Now he is just completly freaked out and nervously shines his flashlight around the room.

Then he sees a cage with a parrot in it. He is very relieved. So he goes upto the parrot and says, “So, I guess your name is Jesus.” The parrot relies, “Rah! No my name's Moses.” The guy says, “What!? Moses!? What kind of sick person names their parrot Moses!?” And the parrot replies, “Rah! The same kind that would name their Pit Bull Jesus.”

okay a young boy who is ten years old is throwing starfish into the ocean because a big wave washed them to the sand and a man comes up to him and starts laughing at him, and he asks why are you throwing the starfish in the ocean, there is tons of them and it will take you forever to throw all the starfish in the ocean so what difference does it make then the boy threw another starfish into the ocean and said it made a difference to this one then the man went home and came back and he and his wife threw starfish in the ocean with the ten year old.

police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and says “Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyser tube for me.” The man says, “Sorry officer I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that I'll have a really bad asthma attack.”
“Okay, fine. I need you to accompany me to the station to give a blood sample.”
“I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death.”
“Well, then we'll take a urine sample.”
“I'm sorry officer I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that I'll get really low blood sugar.”
“Alright, then I need you to come out here and walk along this white line.”
“I'm sorry, officer, but I definitely cannot do that.”
“Why not?”
“Because I'm drunk.”