There's this woman who wants to buy her husband something special for his birthday. But she doesn't know exactly what to get him. Then she remembers that he likes to fish. So she decides she's going to buy him a new fishing pole. So she goes to the Hunting and Fishing section of Wal Mart. The guy at the counter is blind.
He asks, “Can I help you?” She says, “Well you're blind so you can't tell me what kind of fishing pole to get.” He says, “I can tell what kind it is by the sound it makes when it hits the counter.” So she picks up a fishing pole and drops it on the counter. The man says, “Oh! This is a nice one. It's made by Rhino. It's got a 10 pound line on it. It's $25.”
Then all of a sudden she passes gas. And she's really embarrassed. But then she remembers that this guy is blind and won't know that it was her that passed gas. So the guy says, “Okay that'll be $32.” She says, “What? $32? I thought you said the fishing pole was $25.” He says, “Yeah. $25 for the Rod and reel, $5 for the duck call, and $2 for the stinkbait.”