I did not get the last joke because I don't know who Jeffrey Dahmer is anyways two more.
(*egon)

Two goats found a role of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets DVD, The goat ate the DVD.

“How was it asked his friend”

“It was great but I liked the book better.”

(*ray)

A mother had three sons who enjoyed hockey. They played hockey all the time in the backyard with their friends. Often the youngest would watch his brothers playing hockey with his older friends. Sometimes they let him play when they needed an extra player but they were 12 and 13 and did not like a five year old to play with them when they had their friends because sometimes it got rough. The mother decided to put her son on a team. She was afraid that he would get into trouble and play like his brothers so she told him that no matter how mad another player makes him he is not to hit them with a hockey stick. The five year old boy says “I already know that you, are supposed to put down the stick before you fight.”

zachary1998;166816
I did not get the last joke because I don't know who Jeffrey Dahmer is anyways two more.

Groan… the joke's delivery could've used work… but get some sense of history. Jeffrey Dahmer, infamous murderer and cannibal.

Two Irishmen walk out of a bar.

How do you get an elephant in a paper bag.

To find out the answer take out the
“R” in frog and then take out the “F” in way

zachary1998;166824
How do you get an elephant in a paper bag.

To find out the answer take out the
“R” in frog and then take out the “F” in way

Um…. no?

Doctor Venkman;166825
Um…. no?

There is no “f” in way. Try saying that out loud Venkman.

IanUl2000;166837
There is no “f” in way.

That much was obvious, like Dan I don't get the punchline.

There's no F'in way to get an Elephant in a paper bag!

It's mildly amusing.

And to add a bad joke - here goes:

At a press conference the Brunettes announce they are going to make a trip to the Moon. The Redheads speak up “That's been done before, we're going to go to Mars”. The Blondes speak up “That's nothing, we're going to be the first people to go to the Sun”. One of the reporters says “Don't you idiots know that you'll burn up?” The Blondes say “NO WE WON'T; WE'RE GOING TO GO AT NIGHT!”

That was terrible…I aplogise!

Three blonde come across some tracks and start arguing about what they are.

Blonde 1: I think they are deer tracks
Blond 2: I think they are rabbit tracks
blond 3: I think they are fox tracks

They continue their argument not noticing he upcoming train.

(*egon)

IanUl2000;166837
There is no “f” in way. Try saying that out loud Venkman.

Kingpin;166844
That much was obvious, like Dan I don't get the punchline.

heslimedme25;166847
There's no F'in way to get an Elephant in a paper bag!

It's mildly amusing.

Yea, I get what the punchline was supposed to be. But the line reads as “take the r out of frog and then take out the f'in way”. It does not make sense. Good concept, terrible delivery.