A blonde goes to a pizza restaurant and orders a medium pizza. The server asks her should I cut it in six pieces or 12 pieces, she tells the server to cut it in six pieces because she could never eat 12.
Then later on another man goes into the restaurant and asks for the same pizza. When asked if he wants it cut into six pieces or 12 the man replies better make it 12, I have not eaten all day and I am starving.
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14 years ago
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14 years ago
zachary1998;166937
A blonde goes to a pizza restaurant and orders a medium pizza. The server asks her should I cut it in six pieces or 12 pieces, she tells the server to cut it in six pieces because she could never eat 12.
Then later on another man goes into the restaurant and asks for the same pizza. When asked if he wants it cut into six pieces or 12 the man replies better make it 12, I have not eaten all day and I am starving.
Took me a couple rereads, but I got it. And I think I'll share this at my work place. (I shift manage @ a pizza place.)
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14 years ago
deadderek;166949I have not understood the Moinca birthday announcement one yet.
Took me a couple rereads, but I got it. And I think I'll share this at my work place. (I shift manage @ a pizza place.)
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13 years, 12 months ago
- I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
- She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
- A rubber band pistol was confiscated in algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption!
- Two silk worms had a race, they ended up in a tie.
- She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
- A rubber band pistol was confiscated in algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption!
- Two silk worms had a race, they ended up in a tie.
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13 years, 12 months ago
heslimedme25;167149
- I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
- She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
- A rubber band pistol was confiscated in algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption!
- Two silk worms had a race, they ended up in a tie.
Good contributions, all of them.
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13 years, 12 months ago
A airplane is falling from the sky. The passengers have come to realize they are not going to make it out alive so a woman in the middle row jumps up and screams “If I am going to die, I want to be treated like a woman one last time! Do any of you guys have what it takes to treat me like a real woman” A man stands up, rips off his shirt and throws it at her screaming “Here! Iron This!”
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13 years, 11 months ago
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13 years, 11 months ago
IanUl2000;167299Hey no fair kingpin, why do I get banned when I post a innapporpriate comment and Ianul2000 gets to stay with only a warning.
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13 years, 11 months ago
coop;167621
Hey no fair kingpin, why do I get banned when I post a innapporpriate comment and Ianul2000 gets to stay with only a warning.
Because his jokes weren't disgustingly offensive.