Spam?


by Shadow_weaveR

20 years, 11 months ago


honestly I havent noticed to much spam around this joint, save a few members most of you know what to post and when.



by Chad

20 years, 11 months ago


LordVego
Chad
Both A and C.

Leave it alone and call the mods.

But the thing is, a lot of the MODs aren't exactly ALWAYS on top of things. I am sure, you have noticed, right, Chad? I find it sad that when trying to make this a community you leave out even the smallest part of letting the community help out with problems.

Exactly. So, you leave the spam alone, so you don't feed the desires of the spammer and bump the post. You alert a mod and they will take care of it.

by DocRyedale

20 years, 11 months ago




by Kingpin

20 years, 11 months ago


I once tried to find a definative defination of SPAM, but unfortunantly my success was varied due to the variation in online dictionary entries.

But I suppose my own, personal defination is this:

Something which is off topic, does not contribute anything and barely has a connection with the site's general theme (Probably nullified in Board Talk and Misc).

by dantheman1

20 years, 11 months ago


Just for kicks and giggles, everyone:

Origin of the term “spam” to mean net abuse.
Reflections on the 25th Anniversary of Spam.

Both are written by the same guy, and they're quite the interesting read.

by GBinOrlando

20 years, 11 months ago


this is my impression of the quality of posts from who i think vego's talkin about.



ITS STILL SPAM. ONLY ITS GOT GREEN BEANS AND SOME PINEAPPLE ON TOP! i dont like pineapple on top of spam. i dont like spam to include it with something green. what the hell is that red thing on top? why with mashed potatos? is that garnish!?! garnish with spam!?!?! what the crap? bah! spam tastes like pennies. nothing helps it!

no way sam i am. no freakin way. i do not like spam.

by DocRyedale

20 years, 11 months ago




by EgonsBabe

20 years, 11 months ago


Hehheh, now THAT was funny! :-) :-) :-)

by EvilToaster

20 years, 11 months ago


Shouldn't that be, "I do not like it, spam I am…"? :-)

by river_of_slime

20 years, 11 months ago


Man: You sit here, dear.

Wife: All right.

Man: Morning!

Waitress: Morning!

Man: Well, what've you got?

Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and
spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;

Vikings: Spam spam spam spam…

Waitress: …spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam…

Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!

Waitress: …or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.

Wife: Have you got anything without spam?

Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.

Wife: I don't want ANY spam!

Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?

Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!

Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?

Vikings: Spam spam spam spam… (Crescendo through next few lines…)

Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?

Waitress: Urgghh!

Wife: What do you mean ‘Urgghh’? I don't like spam!

Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Waitress: Shut up!

Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.

Wife: I don't like spam!

Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!

Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.

Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?

Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam… (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)

Vikings: (Singing elaborately…) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!