(As Darth Vader

“Super Smash Brothers. That name no longer has any meaning.”

After 3 long monthes of training and my mind going in a 180 degree nose-dive, I'm done with SSB. I resign defeated, embarased, and ungodly stressed. The defeat at Babbage's proved I shall never win and shall be destined to waste time THINKING I can win. A cheap shot killed me, and perhaps it always shall. I shall forever be an easy-to-beat obsticle. Every day I think of that tournement and how I almost won until 2 red shells killed me. I shall never win, and never accomplish anything. I hate you all, including myself. I was put on this Earth for no reason, except possibly for people to laugh at my ugliness, stupidity, and ungodly bad luck. I shall now kill myself. Try to stop me would be like stopping an ant trying to eat poison. I have no reason, purpose, friends, or ambition.

I don't deserve to be here. I'm completly useless and annoying as hell.
If anyone wants to object I'd like to see it. Because I love seeing no-one.

(Overly sarcastic tone)
Oh yeah, that's a REAL positive outlook. So you were defeated. Do you really need to make a big deal out of it?

IT'S A VIDEO GAME! GET OVER IT!

Ummmm…

Happy Holidays!!!

I havent seen it or played it, but i played the original for N64, and i couldnt stop playing it! i bet the new one blows the old one away. cant wait to play it!

SSB:M is the worst game ever.

I've gotten all the tophies so far. It's a lot of fun, but it sort of lost the edge it once head. The only real replay it has is in multiplayer.

AGH! THE AI SCRIPT IS SO HORRIBLE IN THAT GAME!!! AGH!!! ALL THE COMPS DO IS KICK YOU AND KICK AND KICK AND KICK AND NEVER STOP AND NEVER GIVE YOU A BREAK AND NEVER USE SPECIAL AND NEVER USE ITEMS!! AND THAT'S LEVEL 9!!!!

The game is mad fun when you duel 1-1 with a friend, but when you play w/ comps, the thing is a piece of garbage. And Adventure mode is no fun, the trophies are just there to make you keep playing, and some of the trophies require you to have other game's data on your mem. card! Like the Cap. Olimer trophie, it requires you have Pikmin Data on the card. That's all you need. Worst game ever. I may play it every year or so, or I'll sell it, as long as 1 person in a hundred keeps it so we can SOMETIMES play it. Worst Game EVER.

Hmm…

Can't say I can argue with you, SkullLeader (since I haven't played the game yet), but it sounds like you're just maybe a little too worked up about this.

Although, like I've said, I haven't played it. I just think it's a better game than what SkullLeader makes it out to be.

“Quiet you!” -Bart

Come on all SSB:M players know what I'm talking about. Game is sic if you duel with your friends (and if you win.) but the comps AI intellect sucks. All they do is pin you in a corner. My retarded 8-year-old nephew does the same thing. Hmm… makes you think.

If anyone can get a screen capture of the secret level called inside the NES, I would much appreciate it, i dont own a cube, but want to a see a pic of this stage, thanks.