On the answering machine a guy calls and says he has eaten the marshmallow stuff from the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. Is this bad? How will it effect him?

I always used to wonder this, cause I wondered if it was either negatively or positively charged like the GB2 slime. Or most likely just plain old marshmallow.

It passes harmlessly through his digestive tract, but by the time he craps it out it's become imprinted with his essence. Thus, his toilet becomes a version of Fearsom Flush that thinks it's really him, and wants to kill him and take over his life.



No, I took my meds this morning. Why do you ask?