Ok, I had nothing interesting today so I visited the theater. Ohhh they've made a very good effort in this second film; in opposition with the first one, there's a lot of action in it. But it didn't contain the effect it could have made.
I didn't like the first movie becose of that dog who peed on the robot, who peed after on the man, who then was half naked with a superman logo, after finding these robots who were successful at hiding in a residential area despite their size, noises, and unbelievable presence; I bet everyone lost conciousness in the neighborhood.
This second movie just beat the records. I had the impression that I was watching “The Osbournes” during a moment; family fighting, dog on dog, robot on girl, three butt scenes and one robot with testicles.
Megan Fox seems to be in a “lips contest” against Angelina Jolie in this movie, it's like she can't close them; they probably saw this and made her put one hand on her mouth after soo many close-up on her face (in the scene where they hide in a house from the decepticon).
Lots of sexy scenes (too much?), you know how much I like women, but was it necessary to have Megan's ass directly at the beginning of the movie? It's like they put her on this angle to scream “Wait! Don't leave your seat! The action is coming! Wait! Wait!”
And what about that “female” robot? How this fantasy didn't came to my mind? A transformer capable of taking a human form! Did they stole the “x” rated adaptation concept? She also had some weird “add-on”; at first it was strange but everything became clear: it's Japanese influence; that “tentacle” coming from under her skirt, we see this everywhere today… but when I saw that tongue, my blood ran cold “Am I watching the Exorcism or what!” What did they had in mind? At least Bumblebee give her an hard time. Naa, the scene was weirdly funny. Why the robot took back its female form to go after them in the parking, after such a complexe transformation, will stay a mystery… naaa, it's probably “Y” chromosomes who wrote/directed the movie, and a new actor needs to be studied.
How bout that blackbird, not only the robot is old, but they gave him a CANE! Was it realy necessary? Even a beard! From that moment, we understand that the loud music in the background was made to make a boring scene interesting.
The twins, now, that was weird, was it for the kids? Are they supposed to have any charisma? Becose we see them during the whole movie and they even beat the “giant” (sorry, I don't know the name)! I bet it's becose they were the icecream truck…
That giant robot made of multiple vehicles made me wake up, I was hoping to see it and I was served. But instead of standing strong he was leaning forward, not because he's too heavy for himself but because they turned him into a vacuum cleaner! What could have been the biggest attraction turned into a cleaning tool… with testicles! Or was it a part from a structure holding to him?
Optimus Prime also surprised me… they killed him ! Now that turned things interesting. I must admit, this movie had this positive point: we don't need to wait for the sequel to see how the fight will end.
But the soldiers are ridiculous; after what the army received in the first film, they let them walk directly in front of the enemy. Are they crazy? “Careful, he's just in front” Careful? He got a good sense of humor. It's a decepticon, you fool!
Despite everything, this movie is good, better than the first one; I stayed awake! Ok, I almost fell asleep, probably because there's a lot of old recipe in it; I even laughed when Fox cryed over Laboeuf's dead body , but it's a movie I can buy… and I will do my own montage like I did with the first film.