UnNews: Britney Spears cast as Bull in Night Court movie


by pf4eva1

18 years ago

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/UnNews:Britney_Spears_cast_as_Bull_in_%22Night_Court%22_movie

Reinhold Weege is currently working on a film adaptation of his long-running 1980s sitcom Night Court, set for a 2008 release. And a recently-bald Britney Spears has been cast as bailiff Bull Shannon.

For those who don't get the joke, or have been living in a rock as of yesterday, Britney Spears recently cut off all of her hair to reveal a new bald do and then getting tattoos on her wrist. This comes just days after she is rumored to have checked in and out of rehab within 24 hours.

I feel for her, but I still support her all the way. And plus, hair or no hair, I think she is still beautiful.



by Sayingkingkilla

18 years ago

I think she's only uglier now.

She did it for some strange reason though, and if she likes it, then more power to her.

by fusi0n1

18 years ago

I do sympathise with her on being harassed by public 24/7.

So she shaved her hair and got a tattoo on the back of her neck? Has she been playing too much Hitman? :p I know it's great, but I know I wouldn't go all out like that.

by Sayingkingkilla

18 years ago

Divorcing Kevin Fed has finally got to her.

Edit: Yeah, the paparazzi is on her 24/7. That leads to stress which leads to speedballs which leads to a demise like that of Anna Nicole Smith(RIP).

I sense much stress and press on her.

by DocFritz

18 years ago

The paparazzi only harass her because the people who buy sleazy tabloid newspapers buy more of the them when they put her in it.

If people stopped giving a flying leap what this minimally-talented dingbat did or who she slept with, the paparazzi would leave her alone. So stop feeding the beast, and we'll all win.

by Kingpin

18 years ago

Shakespeare once wrote “Kill all the lawyers”.

I say, “Kill all the paparazzi and tabloids”.

by fome

18 years ago

I say kill Britney

by CrimsonGhostbuster

18 years ago

With a… spear?

by fome

18 years ago

nah a bazooka or something of that kind would be better

lol anyway I'm just joking

I don't care much about her or her new Sinéad O'Connor look…

by Sayingkingkilla

18 years ago

I use to love her old songs back in the 90s/early 2000s.

Just about everyone did, no denying it, she was once the Goddess of Pop