This is my third annual knockoff of the Oscars. Known in its inaugural year as the Felix Awards, I needed to change the name, and I decided upon Igor since nobody else has used it, though I think Oskar would be a funny name or Ozkor.

I did this original in 2008 since the Oscars snubbed Rob Zombie's Halloween remake and a few other movies. I did it last year, too, since the Oscars overlooked The Dark Knight in many major categories.

Here are the 2010 nominees. You can vote for more than one and the winners will be announced sometime to coincide with the Oscars March 7, 2010. (More nomionees may be added later, bear with me…)

Best Picture
Avatar (Seen it)
District 9
Star Trek
Up (Seen it)
Twilight Saga: New Moon (Seen it)
Precious
Edge of Darkness
Last House on the Left (Seen it)
Drag Me to Hell (Seen it)
Friday the 13th (Seen it)
Other: __________

Worst Picture
2012
G-Force
Friday the 13th (Seen it)
Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Halloween II
Pink Panther 2
Fast & Furious
Hannah Montana: The Movie
Ghost of Girlfriends Past
Land of the Lost
Other: __________

Best Actor
Sam Worthington, Avatar (Seen it)
Chris Pine, Star Trek
Zachary Quinto, Star Trek
Denzel Washington, The Book of Eli
Brad Pitt, Inglourious Basterds
Mel Gibson, Edge of Darkness
Sam Rockwell, Moon
Joseph Gordon-Levitt, (500) Days of Summer
Ed Asner, Up (Seen it)
Robert Pattinson, Twilight Saga: New Moon
Other: ___________

Worst Actor
Chase Wright Vanek, Halloween II
Kevin James, Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Robert Hoffman, Aliens in the Attic
Michael Keaton, Post Grad
The entire cast, G-Force
Jonas Brothers, Jonas Brothers in Concert 3D
Other: ___________

Best Supporting Actor
Christoph Waltz, Inglourious Basterds
Christopher Plummer, Up (Seen it)
Zachary Quinto Star Trek
Leonard Nimoy Star Trek
Eugene Levy, Taking Woodstock
Stephen Lang, Avatar (Seen it)
Taylor Latner, The Twilight Saga: New Moon (Seen it)
Stanley Tucci, The Lovely Bones
Other: ___________

Worst Supporting Actor
Chase Wright Vanek, Halloween II
Billy Ray Cyrus, Hannah Montana: The Movie
The audience, Jonas Brothers in Concert 3D
Michael Keaton, Post Grad
William H. Macy, Shorts
Stanley Tucci, The Lovely Bones
The white horse, Halloween II
Other: ___________

Best Actress
Zoe Saldana, Avatar (Seen it)
Kristen Stewart, New Moon (Seen it)
Isabelle Fuhrman, Orphan (Seen it)
Gabourey Sidibe, Precious
Saoirse Ronan, The Lovely Bones
Maggie Gyllenhaal, Crazy Heart
Other: _________

Worst Actress
Miley Cyrus, Hannah Montana: The Movie
Julie Andrews, Tooth Fairy
Hayden Panettiere, I Love You, Beth Cooper
Alexis Bledel, Post Grad
Anna Friel, Land of the Lost
Other: _____________

Best Supporting Actress
Zoe Saldana, Star Trek
Sigourney Weaver, Avatar (Seen it)
Michelle Rodriguez, Avatar (Seen it)
Danielle Harris, Halloween II
Vera Farminga, Orphan (Seen it)
Mo'Nique, Precious
Bojana Novakovic, Edge of Darkness
Other: ___________

Worst Supporting Actress
Sheri Moon Zombie, Halloween II
Ashley Tisdale, Aliens in the Attic
Carol Burnett, Post Grad
Julie Andrews, Tooth Fairy
Bradley Cooper, All About Steve
Tyler Perry as Madea, I Can Do Bad All By Myself
Other: _______________

Best Director
James Cameron, Avatar (Seen it)
Pete Docter, Up (Seen it)
J.J. Abrams, Star Trek
Neil Blomkamp, District 9
Sam Raimi, Drag Me to Hell (Seen it)
The Hughes Brothers, The Book of Eli
Clint Eastwood, Invictus
Richard Linklater, Me and Mr. Welles
Chris Weitz, New Moon
Lee Daniels, Precious
Quentuin Tarantino, Inglourious Basterds
Zack Snyder, Watchmen
Marcus Nispel, Friday the 13th
Other: ________

Worst Director
Rob Zombie, Halloween II
Kevin Tancharoen, Fame
F. Gary Gray, Law Abiding Citizen
Tyler Perry, I Can Do Bad All By Myself (Seen it)
Harold Ramis, Year One
Steve Carr, Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Michael Lembeck, Tooth Fairy
Other: _____________

Worst Impersonation
Chase Wright Vanek as Daeg Faerch, Halloween II
Gerard Butler as Charles Bronson, Law Abiding Citizen
Tyler Mane as Grizzly Adams and Zakk Wylde, Halloween II
Sherri Moon Zombie as Stevie Nicks, Halloween II
Rob Zombie as a competent director, Halloween II
Miley Cyrus as a talented singer, Hannah Montana: The Movie
The Jonas Brothers as a talented band, Jonas Brothers in Concert 3D
Dwayne Johnson as (post-2000) Eddie Murphy, Tooth Fairy
Julie Andrews as herself, Tooth Fairy
Other: ___________

Best Original Song
“Pants on the Ground” from American Idol
— Music and lyrics by Larry Platt

“The Weary Kind” from Crazy Heart
— Music and lyrics by Ryan Bingham and T Bone Burnett

“I Like It, I Love It” from Friday the 13th
— Music and lyrics by Theodore Dudley, Uriah Duffy, Gregory Allen Greene, Albert Hudson, Glenda Joyce Hudson, Jonathan Meadows, Terry Wayne Morgan, Dave Roberson Jr., B'nai Rebelfront, and Tom William Shimura

“Dirge” from Last House on the Left
— Music and lyrics by Richard Fearless, Tim Holmes, John Yorke, Daniel Whitlock, David Harper, Simon Harper, Graham Cassie

“Possibility” from New Moon
— Music and lyrics by Lykke Li

“I See You” from Avatar
— Music by James Horner and Simon Franglen
— Lyrics and arrangement by Simon Franglen

“Somethin's Comin' My Way” from Precious
— Music and lyrics by Dan Manjovi

Other: __________

Best Original Score
Avatar, James Horner
Halloween II, Tyler Bates
The Dark Knight, Hans Zimmer and James Newton Howard
Star Trek, Michael Giacchino
Precious, Mario Grigorov
District 9, Clinton Shorter
Other: __________

Best Unoriginal Song
“Sister Christian” from Friday the 13th
— Music and lyrics by Kelly Keagy

“Back in Black” from Iron Man
— Music by Angus and Malcolm Young
— Lyrics by Brian Johnson

“Iron Man” from Iron Man
— Music and lyrics by Ozzy Osbourne, Tomny Iommi, Geezer Butler, and Bill Ward

“Hello” from Pushing Daisies
— Music and lyrics by Lionel Ritchie

“Eternal Flame” from Pushing Daisies
— Music and lyrics by Billy Steinberg, Tom Kelly, and Susanna Hoffs

Other: _____________

Least Sympathetic Character
Mo'Nique, Precious
Stanley Tucci, The Lovely Bones
Stephen Lang, Avatar (Seen it)
Isabelle Fuhrman, Orphan (Seen it)
Derek Mears, Friday the 13th (Seen it)
Christoph Waltz, Inglourious Basterds
Other: __________

Best Screenplay
Avatar
— Written by James Cameron

Star Trek
— Screenplay by Robert Orci & Alex Kurtzman
— Based on the television series Star Trek created by Gene Roddenberry

Friday the 13th
— Screenplay by Damian Shannon & Mark Swift
— Based on characters created by Victor Miller

District 9
— Written by Neil Blomkamp & Terri Tatchell

Precious
— Screenplay by Geoffrey S. Fletcher
— Based on the novel Push by Sapphire

New Moon
— Screenplay by Melissa Rosenberg
— Based on the novel by Stephenie Meyer

Inglourious Basterds
— Written by Quentin Tarantino

Worst Screenplay
Halloween II
— Written by Rob Zombie
— Plagiarized from Halloween by John Carpenter & Debra Hill

Law Abiding Citizen
— Written by Kurt Wimmer
— Plagiarized from Death Wish screenplay by Wendell Mays, based on the novel by Brian Garfield

Hannah Montana: The Movie
— Screenplay by Dan Berendsen
— Based on the daughter of the guy who sang “Achy Breaky Heart,” Billy Ray Cyrus

Santa's Slay
— Written by David Steiman

Best Cinematography
Patrick Cady, The Stepfather
Brian Pearson, My Bloody Valentine 3D
Mauro Fiore, Avatar
Trent Opaloch, District 9
Paul Deming, Drag Me to Hell
Daniel Pearl, Friday the 13th

The whole “Best Picture” category is invalidated by having a Twilight movie as one of the entries. 2012 is better than New Moon.

What's with your hard-on for hating “Halloween II”?

John Carpenter gave his blessings for Zombie to remake “Halloween” and Zombie kept in contact with John to see what Michael would or wouldn't do.

I think it's due to the recasting of the actor who played Michael.

I think it has more to do at how surprisingly dull the remakes were. Some franchises just do not transfer over well.

Kingpin;159905
I think it's due to the recasting of the actor who played Michael.

It has everything to do with Daeg being replaced by that poser Vanek. Also, there was the white horse nonsense I keep hearing about; Sherri Moon was part of the reason Daeg was fired; the Halloween II wasn't even used at all until the end of the movie, or so I've heard; it bankrupted the Weinsteins, and their only source of income last year (and this year) was a Quentin Tarantino WWII/Nazi satire.

What's not to hate about H2? And I haven't even seen it yet. I have never been so skeptical of a Halloween movie (with Michael Myers in it) in my life.

Best Trailer (Films Not Yet Released as of February 2, 2010)
Sebastian
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wCthXzvHNg

A Nightmare on Elm Street
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEQnoIq4UFY (HD)

The Runaways
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTpdXKocacQ

Toy Story 3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_FfHA5whXc (HD)

Alice in Wonderland
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjMkNrX60mA (HD)

The Green Zone
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSX7LaFtwIU (HD)

Inception
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DwuVKfjctk (HD)

Kick-Ass
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBO3hBSga6k (HD and Red Band!)

Prince of Persia
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8I01KOfuD2k (HD)

Robin Hood
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSqL9ygBCck (HD)

Salt
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNkTFao5_UI (HD)

Tron Legacy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AwvuirSEAA (HD)

Wall Street 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6eKyYYMh20 (HD)

The fuck kinda logic is that? You didn't see the movie but you go out of your way to rip on it every way possible and include it in all your categories.

Is the only reason that this “Sebastian” movie, which I've never heard of, at the top of your “best trailer” list, and even on the list, because it stars Daeg Faerch?

It's just a tad transparent.

The IMDB summary of “Sebastian” also makes it sound quite mediocre.

Kingpin;159922
Is the only reason that this “Sebastian” movie, which I've never heard of, at the top of your “best trailer” list, and even on the list, because it stars Daeg Faerch?

Nope. The reason it's at the top is because, I nixed the idea of nominating a film that hadn't even come out yet against movies that had been out a while. So I created the Best Trailer category for films not yet released as of the cutoff date February 2 (the date the Oscar nominations were read). I thought, why vote for a film that hasn't even come out yet?

The reason it's at the top of the list is because it was the first one to pop in my head. I listed everything as they popped in my head, and I never did get around to alphabetizing anything.

Kingpin;159922
The IMDB summary of “Sebastian” also makes it sound quite mediocre.

The storyline is what got me hooked. That, and the fact that his mother Mickey has a small role in it. At the time, IMDb had Vanek credited as playing Sebastian (Yeeee-ucko!), but Daeg confirmed that he is playing the role… which I am very much glad.

I have a strong feeling that this movie is gonna go places and be huge. I see it being more than just some straight-to-video film you can rent for $5 at Blockbuster. Or worse, being a SyFy original movie. (*egon) The aspect ratio is 2.35:1 and I would love to see that on the big screen. I'd love to see any of the nominees in that category on the big screen, and most of them will be.

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Due to lack of voting, I have decided to close the ballot this year. Then I'm gonna write up a fictional telecast announcing the winners. Stay tuned!

Might I suggest for next time, in order to prevent the appearance of being bias to a movie and or actor, placing all entries of all categories in alphabetical order…as opposed to the order they just happen to pop into your head