If they make Ashton Kutcher a GB, I'll cry for days. Then, once I'm done with that, I'll kill the bastard responsible. Then I'll cry some more. Then I don't know what I'll do, maybe go out for chinese or something.
Johnny Depp, too… no friggin' way. The movie worked because the actors were who they were: the passionate Aykroyd, sarcastic Murray, brainy Ramis, and down-to-earth Hudson. Depp and Kutcher are just actors, pretty faces to put behind a hollow role. Smith MIGHT work, but only if the part was written very well, and with him in mind. Depp's too melodramatic, and Kutcher too vapid, for either of them to work.