10. You spend weeks building a replica proton pack, then cease production and start anew when you find out Norm has released new plans.
9. Instead of a relationship, you spend your hard earned money and many precious hours transforming an old station wagon into a Ecto-1.
8. While walking around a thrift store, you stick your hand into an old toaster and scream bloody murder. When someone rushes to help, you drop the toaster, mumble something about “the old man-eating toaster bit”, and giggle your ass off.
7. You tell your girlfriend you're the Keymaster before sex. You break up with her afterward because she didn't reply that she was the Gatekeeper.
6. You still contend that “Ghostbusters” is the greatest movie ever made, even after seeing Citizen Kane, The Godfather, and Casablanca.
5. You get offended when people can't remember which “Ghostbusters” film had the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man at the end.
4. Whenever clouds form an onimious shape in the sky, you growl through clenched teeth: “Someone get me the Ghostbusters…”
3. Your knowledge of physics and quantum mechanics end at your ability to explain how Proton Packs work.
2. You pray for a “Ghostbusters III” even though you know it would probably suck.
1. When the cop asks for your license and registration your reply only is, “Are you a God?”
—Ecto1A