You Know You're A Ghosthead When...


by slimslimer1

22 years, 9 months ago


10. When you put a CD in the CD player, you look up and say “It's in there”.
9. During sex you say “Actual physical contact!”
8. You're watching the WNBA (don't ask why you actually would) and when someone does a layup you say “Nimble little minx, isn't she?”
7. During fellatio, you have a fetish for your wife dressing as a ghost.
6. You open your fridge and say “Oh my God! Look at all the junk food!”
5. You never refer to judgement day as Revelations 6:12, but Revelations 7:12.
5. During a conversation you ask if she is menstrating.
4. During a job interview you say “As long as there's a steady paycheck involved, I'll do anything you say.”
3. You see a fireman in his rubber garb and say “Let me guess. All you can eat BBQ at the Sizzler!”
2. You tell people that you used to have a roomate but your mom moved to Florida“
1. You're finished taking a dump, you flush the toilet and say ”Two in the box! Ready to Go! We be fast, they be slow!"

Now post your own!

by Ecto1A

22 years, 9 months ago


10. You spend weeks building a replica proton pack, then cease production and start anew when you find out Norm has released new plans.
9. Instead of a relationship, you spend your hard earned money and many precious hours transforming an old station wagon into a Ecto-1.
8. While walking around a thrift store, you stick your hand into an old toaster and scream bloody murder. When someone rushes to help, you drop the toaster, mumble something about “the old man-eating toaster bit”, and giggle your ass off.
7. You tell your girlfriend you're the Keymaster before sex. You break up with her afterward because she didn't reply that she was the Gatekeeper.
6. You still contend that “Ghostbusters” is the greatest movie ever made, even after seeing Citizen Kane, The Godfather, and Casablanca.
5. You get offended when people can't remember which “Ghostbusters” film had the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man at the end.
4. Whenever clouds form an onimious shape in the sky, you growl through clenched teeth: “Someone get me the Ghostbusters…”
3. Your knowledge of physics and quantum mechanics end at your ability to explain how Proton Packs work.
2. You pray for a “Ghostbusters III” even though you know it would probably suck.
1. When the cop asks for your license and registration your reply only is, “Are you a God?”

—Ecto1A

by Jay_Tigran

22 years, 9 months ago


And the best part is, it's funny, cause it's true.

by Ecto-Jedi

22 years, 9 months ago


10. You have the uncanny hack of humming the Ghostbusters theme and quoting like crazy while you play Luigi's Mansion.

9. You called your English teacher “kitten” by mistake

8. You try to sound like Yanosh (sp?)

7. You show up on ABC Family's “Worlds Scariest Places” dressed up as a ghostbuster

6. You know FOR A FACT Ray coulda handled the 3 ghosts in Casper

5. You get caught drilling large holes in the middle of roads

4. You shout “Throw it!” before you do something daring

3. You think ghost traps would make lovely conversation pieces

2. You call your garbage can the “contianment unit”

1. Whenever you see a paino you must walk over to hit and hit the highest two keys and say “They hate it when I do this…”

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That was fun, half of em I can relate too…

by ghostbuster_gal

22 years, 9 months ago


i admit it iam a ghosthead.
“my name is magarita and i have a problem!”

by Ecto-Jedi

22 years, 9 months ago


heres another that just popped into my head…

-You suffer from “Carpathyian Kitten Loss.”


I'm surpised no one made a list like this before, I'm sure if the whole board pulls together we could make a massaive list wink

by BoHolbrook

22 years, 9 months ago


And here's the number one reason to tell that you're a Ghosthead!

1. You sit around writing lists to tell other people if they're Ghostheads or not!

by Ectoman

22 years, 9 months ago


This one's going in the archives..

by Ecto-Jedi

22 years, 9 months ago


Your new favorite game is “splash mommy.”

You start talking to the painting over the sofa…

You once answered the phone, “Ghostbusters what do you want!?”

These are fun… sorry

by JESUSFREAK

22 years, 9 months ago


My actual answering machine message is:


“Hello, Goodbye, Hello, Goodbye” “Ghostbusters what do you want?” Leave a message."